Uh....A Dress? ((Much))

[Little John]

Little John smiled to himself as he walked into the forest. He a managed to get the coins off of Isabella and steal a dress, which he would definitely be giving to Allan (RIP) as a present. Sure, he wouldn't find it funny, and Isabella was going to kill him, but the rest would find it hilarious. After all, they needed some cheering up.

Little John walked into the camp and frowned. Much was tied up with some extremely sexy rope. "Uh, Much...what happened? Have a fight with a rope and the rope won?" Little John asked, kneeling down beside him and untying him.

[Sexy rope ]

[Much]

Much blinked as John entered the camp holding a dress. "Oh Hi." he said awkwardly.

"No no. Me and Robin were playing kinky games. But apparently it was all a joke and he ran away leaving me tied up." Much said with a frown. "He even used sexy rope."

[Little John]

Little John raised an eyebrow at Much and placed the dress down on his bed. "Yes, Hi Much," Little John replied, trying not to burst out laughing at the sitation Much had gotten imself into.

"Since when does Robin play kinky games with you? I thought he saved that for Marian, Kate, Isabella and occassionally Allan? Still, never mind. So, he just left you tied up. That was nice. And that is some sexy rope," Little John murmured, looking at the rope, his mind running through possibilities.

[Much]

"It is quite sexy actually." Much added seriously as the rope slid off him sneakily. He had a sudden urge to do a sexy dance, but he had to hold himself back.

"Me and Robin always play sexy games." he said shortly. "But I think he prefers to do them with Kate. Which is just rediculous cos I'm soo much sexier than her. Don't you think?" He chucked the rope at John. "Here, you'll enjoy this. It's great fun." he said with a grin.

[Little John]

"Where did you and Robin get this sexy rope from? it sure beats the boring old ropes that have been used too often," Little John replied, taking the rope from Much and looking at it. It sure was some sexy rope.

"Do you now? Just you and Robin?" Little John asked, raising an eyebrow. "Yes, I always did think he preferred sexy games with Kate. Can never understand why. And yes, Much, you are much sexier than Kate," Little John replied, nodding sincerely.

[Much]

"Oh. We stole that off the Sheriff and Guy. They were doing some scary sexy ritual with it in the castle. But of course me and Robin decided we should steal it. So we did. And that was it really." Much said, staring at the sexy rope with longing. He wanted it back.

"And yes, I think I am sexy." Much said with a nod. "And just for the record, if I didn't already have Robin as a sexy games partner, you would be my next choice John."

[Little John]

"The Sheriff and Guy? Did they really need sexy rope to do their ritual? Mind you, he clearly undresses Allan with his eyes. You can see it," Little John pondered, wondering whether it was possibly for Guy to get Allan to undress with only his eyes. He was pretty sure it was possible.

"I know you think you are sexy, Much. You have told that to me before," Little John replied, handing back the rope to Much. He glared at him. "Second? I'm second. SECOND!!"

[Much]

Much's eyes widened as John started to throw a tantrum. He cuddled the rope he had returned to him, and whispered to it softly. "Shh, shh. It's alright. Daddy's here."

"I'm sorry John, but my love for Robin is too strong. I can't resist. Have you seen his sexy dancing? Honestly, if you haven't, you haven't lived!" Much felt tears sting he eyes, and his legs wobbled as he crashed to the ground. He commensed rocking backwards a forewards, in some kind of trance.

[Little John]

Little John sighed, sitting on the edge of the nearby bed. He wasn't sure whose it was, probably Allan's. Hence the dresses that were hung up behind his head. Ah well, each to their own, he supposed.

"Sexy dancing? I can't say I've seen his sexy dancing. Maybe we should get him to perform it to the both of us," Little John pondered, stroking his beard in a thoughtful way. Little John looked at Much and frowned. "It's ok, I'll be ok as second. Carter prefers me over Robin anyway."

[Much]

Much suddenly snapped out of his trance. "Really? Carter said that?" he asked. He was offended. He thought Carter found him the sexiest. Obviously he thought wrong. He stood up abruptly and walked over to where John was sitting. He picked up one of Allan's dresses, and held it up against his body.

"Do you recon this is my size?" asked Much, wrinkling his forehead in thought. "And did you get that dress for Allan? It's lovely." Much mused, admiring the dress John had brought into the camp with him.

[Little John]

"Well no, but I can tell from the way he looks at me. Plus someone mentioned something to me about it," Little John replied, smoothing the fabric of the dress idly. Isabella would probably kill him if she found it ruined.

"I'm thinking it is your size. Try it on and see," Little John suggested, just really wanting a naked outlaw in the camp. "I got it for Allan, yes. I stole it from Isabella actually." He chuckled. "I was getting money."

[Much]

Much grinned at Little John's suggestion for him to try the dress on. Well, if he hadn't have done, Much would have suggested it himself. He skipped over to the side of the camp that his bed was, and then slowly turned his head around to face John. "You're not allowed to look," whispered Much, in a way that really said, look.

He took of his bandana with so much gusto, that it flew out of the camp. He then proceded to removing his shirt. He hummed a little song as he stripped.

[Little John]

[He took of his bandana with so much gusto, that it flew out of the camp. LOL]

Little John watched Much carefully as he skipped over to his bed. He was obviously looking at his backside, but, how could he help it. Much was clearly doing it on purpose. Why was he teasing him like this? It was actually driving Little John wild with desire.

"You do realise when someone says don't look, you immediately look," Little John replied, getting in a better position to watch Much. He smiled to himself as he saw Much through the bandana and start taking off his shirt. "Do you have to take so long to strip?" Little John murmured, frustrated.

[Much]

"Yes, I most certainly do." Much replied shortly. Of course, he was well aware that John was looking at him. But that was what he was aiming for.

Much stood in his underwear. It was actually quite cold. He decided to make himself a warm soup before he put on the dress. He dawdled over to the kitchen area, and pulled out a saucepan and ladle. "Fancy some soup Johnny?" he asked in a high voice, wiggling his bum as he prepared the meal.