Post by Will Scarlett on Apr 13, 2009 23:17:38 GMT
Below is what 'accidently' got posted when the admin left, but the culprits tidied it up again after saving it, and posting it here for all to enjoy 
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Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by daniel on Dec 14, 2007, 4:20pm
you're strange, sir.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 3:54pm
It turned out that the sherrif did not go to the holy land, but to Peters house. Will walks in and looks at Nigel.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 3:59pm
Nigel sighed. "Will, there's something I must tell you" said Nigel.
"The baby's not yours. I had IVF with Peasant Peter whilst he was asleep. I don't know whos baby it is! I'm sorry. He's a virgin." Nigel sighed.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 3:59pm
"Good. Ugly mug of a sprog." He looked confused and then relieved. "That's alright then...I was a bit worried...cos I'm a virgin too...hows bout you Nige?"
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:00pm
"Oh!" said Nige. "So the fact that I've slept with every being ever written about on this website makes up for the fact your still a virgin then hun?"
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:01pm
"Yup. That's fine by me then babes. But...I feel a little left out though...do you think..." Leads Nige over to cupboard...
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:02pm
"This could be a little tricky." said Nige.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:03pm
Returns from cupboard a week later. He is out of breath. He notices that little Daniel is still standing there looking a tad disturbed.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:03pm
"So how was your first time Will?" said Nige
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
"BRILLIANT. BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING..."
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
wah?
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
"Will is not my name."
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
ooh but i like the name will
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:05pm
"Wilbourgh Salvador Humphry Dale Stocking is my name
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:06pm
Waits nerviously for reply
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:07pm
Oh. Thats mingin.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:08pm
But for you I would change it my dearest Nige. What would you like me to be called?
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:08pm
the Titmaister
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:09pm
Is suddenly aroused. "YES" he shouted. "THAT IS THE BESTEST. It will call myself TTM for short "
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:09pm
Or titty for short
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:15pm
thats more like it
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:15pm
*does some flirtatious eyebrow thingy*
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:19pm
does the same.
right i think we should find Gary now. the baby could be his too.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:22pm
"It could...Um...Nige...?" notices potruding bump on Niges stomach "um...is that mine? and if so... how?!"
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:22pm
hmm i dont know
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:23pm
baby pops out. it looks like Wills clone..."its mine"
SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 12, 2009, 4:11pm
*Will appears at the camp whilst giving Djaq a piggyback*
Hi Alexis
*he puts Djaq down*
We got bored
*turns to Jack*
didn't we darling
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 12, 2009, 4:12pm
Yes sed Djaq
(occ. sorry we dont hav much time)
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 12, 2009, 4:12pm
(ooc) yeah...soz becki for messing it all up
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by alexis on Jan 12, 2009, 7:27pm
(OOC: hiya you two ))
Alexis started slightly, turning to face them. She smiled and immeadiately went over to them, hugging them in turn.
She took a step back, when she remembered something. How badly she had treated Djaq before she left..
"Um.. Djaq.." she said, hesitantly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:32pm
Gary walked in, and realised there was no-one around.
He had been very busy for the last few months doing many things.
He sat down, hoping someone would turn up. Ahem.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 8:36pm
Will looked at Gary who had just appeared in the camp looking rather drunk and he did not appear to register their presence...
"Gary...?' he asked slowly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:38pm
Gary turned around and saw a large bunny rabbit talking to him.
"ahhh... whosss dat??" he said slurredly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 8:39pm
'Its me!' Will shouted as he climbed out of the outfit he had stolen from the playboy mansion.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:42pm
"Oh. Hey Will" Gary said, making a mental note to ask him where he got the bunny suit from later.
"Do you want sumthing to drink? I got beer... cider... vodka..." he said, rumaging in his rucksack. It was true that he had been drinking a bit already today.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 8:45pm
'Yeah sure mate...you got any Vodka Cruiser? I do love a good old alcopop!' Waddles over to Gary. Why he waddled...no-one ever knew...and how he knew about modern day beverages no-one ever knew either...
((ooc...okay...maybe Im not taking this too seriously anymore XD I'm sorry...))
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:49pm
"Ah yes i do indeed my good friend." Gary got out the Vodka Cruiser, "Brewed by the finest in all the land... Tesco." He gave the entire bottle to Will, seeing the reflection of himself on it, and noticing his striking resemblance to Orlando Bloom.
"I think I'll hav some Stella Artois."
((I forgive you... maybe im not entirely either... sorry...))
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 8:57pm
Djaq snatched the beverages out of both mens hands and downed them both in one. She belched loudly then slithered over to Alexis. "Yeaaah" she said knowingly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:00pm
Will looked at his slithering girlfriend slither across the floor and gulumphed over to her. He decided that now was the time...'Gary...marry me?! Djaq alsways liked you. Now we can be together...all three of us!'
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:01pm
There was no reply. He waited nervously.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:04pm
At first Gary was angry about Djaq stealing the booze, and shouted out "BETCH!" but was so enthusiastic that he fell on his face in the mud. While he rolled around in the floor in pain, he heard the proposal and spasmed with glee. He sat up and faced Djaq and Will, waiting for a response. He grabbed some popcorn and munched away as he awaited the reply in happy anticipation.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:06pm
Will also waited with the popcorn.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:07pm
Djaq stopped slithering and gasped. Her eyes welled up with tears of joy. A small squeak emerged from her lips and she slowly turned to face Gary, awaiting his responce.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:11pm
Will looked at Gary and then looked at Djaq. "You will also marry me Djaq? I love you so much! So much that I wish to slither away with you into the sunset. What do you say Gary? Want to join us?"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:15pm
"I dunno.... Will, you're really girly, and Djaq, you look like a man. But hell I'm up for some slithering!" Gary slithered for a while in circles then got up and awaited a response from Djaq.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:15pm
Djaq wet herself.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:17pm
Will punches the air and squeals in happiness like a girl "Yaaay!!' Starts to walk (nowhere in particular) like a gulumphing/slithering/waddling hybrid. Turns to Djaq...'why you wet yourself babe?
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:19pm
Djaq nodded like a maniac and snorted. Yes she thought.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:20pm
Will sensed that she thought yes. 'YES!' he squealed out again! 'I love you my snorting slithering maniac!' He looked around. "So what now...?"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:21pm
Gary began to get tired of waiting. He noticed Alexis standing with her arms in strange positions and ran over to her to give her a big hug... but then realised it was actually a tree.
He watched Will being the gulumphing/slithering/waddling hybrid that he/she is for a few minutes.
"I think we should auditon for X Factor. or Britains got talent. We're so talented in our individual ways." He began to mop up Djaq's pee. It's unhygenic otherwise.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:22pm
Will also pisses himself. "I think I drank to much."
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:24pm
((occ. olg4realtwi!!!!!))
Djaq nodded. "Lets audition for Britains got talent as gulumphing slithering waddling maniacs!"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:26pm
"YEAH!" squealed Gary. He squealed for a few more minutes then decided they needed to take some action!
"....should we go then? Now?"
Gary noticed something shocking.
"Djaq.... look at yourself.... are you.. pregnant!? or just really really fat."
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:26pm
"Oh yes! We must!" Will jumped up and down in his puddle of pee. "What shall we call ourselves? How about Warraq? Cos thats a cool mixture of our names " Will looks pleased with himself for being so (ahem) clever. Looks at Djaq's bump. "Yes. Preggers. That was the only interesting thing that happened in the Holy Land."
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:28pm
A baby popped out of Djaq. To her dismay it had a striking resemblence to Peasant Peter. She sobbed.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:28pm
Gary squealed with glee for another hour or so.
"I LIKE IT!"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:30pm
"YOU LIKE THE PEASENT PETER HYBRID???!!!" Will exclaimed "HOW DARE YOU LIKE IT GARY!" Stops being angry. "What shall we call it? Because it must join the Warraq club?"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:33pm
"I actually meant I liked the NAME of the band! but whatever." Gary made a mental note to give Will a slap later.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:34pm
Gary noticed the baby had already wet itself.
Gary noticed his trousers were indeed damp.
"The Pant Wetters... The Bed wetters... The Pee-ers.... Something along those lines/??"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:35pm
Djaq got bored and threw her new baby down the toilet. She followed by climbing in herself and flushing the loo. She saluted the boys and she slowly twirled around and then disappeared out of sight. She was gone. Forever.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:37pm
Will "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Dives head first into the toilet after Djaq and drags Gary along behind him. "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg" both men yelled as they were flushed down the drain.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:39pm
Garys final thoughts before getting sucked into the vortex that was the toilet, were that of the mental note he'd made to find out where the bunny outfit was from.
They were sucked into the dark, smelly, watery depths.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:40pm
"Peasent Peters house....He's got hundreds of them!" Yelled Will through the murkey sewage to Gary...
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:45pm
Gary was impressed by how large the pipes were to fit two grown men... well, one grown man and a girly boy named Will.
He was also impressed by Robin's gang's upgrades to the Camp... they had toilets now!
So the four of them slide through the murky drains into a strange new sewagey land.... what wonders will await them...
The pipe carried them further away from the camp and Alexis and soon they were spat out of a toilet into Bonchurch..whatever bonchurch may be....
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:47pm
Djaq threw a rat at Wills face, shortly followed by throwing the baby at Garys face.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:48pm
"And I love you too darling" Will said before walking over to Djaq and kissing her passionately whilst imagining what would happen if Homer Simpson appeared....
((remeber that msn rp jane ...))
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:50pm
Gary gaged at this open sign of affection. "GET A ROOM!" he shouted, whilst wiping baby off his face.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:51pm
"But us WetWarraqPees must stick together..."
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:53pm
What Will and Gary didn't know was that Djaq was actually a man. A man named Nigel. His eyes narrowed slyly. And they would never, ever know.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:55pm
Will noticed something...the drains had ripped Djaq's trousers...to reveal male underwear...."DJAQ?? OR SHOULD I SAY JACK??!!! YOU'RE ONE OF US!!"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:56pm
"!OH MY GOD!" sqeualed Gary
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:58pm
Will jumped up and down with glee "But wait....THAT BABY??? HOW IN THE NAME OF PEASENTPETERSPLAYBOYMANSION DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 10:01pm
I come from the planet Nashibibib, and there, males have children. That is why i came to this planet as a man, but then found that my attraction to men was getting me no-where, so changed to a woman in order that I could have male parterships. But now, my identity has been revealed.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 10:11pm
"Do not worry my dear, it was the fact that you looked like a man that made me so attracted to you...but when I realized you were a woman, my love for you was already so strong that I thought that I would have to put up with it...but now I can love you for who/what you really are...and you can have babies...so we can produce a huge clan of man loving slithering waddleing gulumphing WetWarraqPees!"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by peasantpeter on Jan 21, 2009, 6:11pm
Peasant peter feels left out. He remembers the times...................that never happened
HE IS STILL A VIRGIN
=O
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 21, 2009, 6:14pm
Will telepathically reached Peter and asked him to join them, for he had always had feelings for Peter but was to afraid to admit them as fancying peter would loose him all his street cred.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 21, 2009, 6:26pm
"awwww" Gary said to Will and Jacks happy partnership.
Gary started to mop up the sewage/mushed baby which was coating the floor.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by peasantpeter on Jan 21, 2009, 6:27pm
Peter felt someone lurkiing in his mind
He was confused as to who it was
Whoever it was seemed to be calling him to join ...them
Peasant peter doesnt like people reading his mind, as he really has many thought that he wouldnt like to share with anyone else...
As he cannot work out who was calling him, he replied
"who's calling?"
lol
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 21, 2009, 6:27pm
Will said "Gary...YOUR BRACES HAVE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who hath stolen them?"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 21, 2009, 6:36pm
Gary felt his teeth with his tongue
"omigod! Where are they!?" He looked at the window, and there beginning to climb out, was a tiny horse and a giant beetle escaping with Garys braces.
"Noooo come back!" Gary screamed.
"Glelreluuahdahah!!" replied the Beetle.
"Neeeeeiighhhhhhhhh. xlar!" Explained the tiny horse.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 21, 2009, 6:44pm
Will turned to see what Gary was screaming at and saw the braces disappearing off into the distance. Just as he was about to start chasing after them, something happened......
The beetle started to transform and grow...into....THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM
"ZOMG!!!!" everybody screamed as he turned around and charged towards them. Everybody dived back into the toilet to save themselves... ((GOD MODDING ALERT BUT WHO CARES!)) but it was too late for Gary and the baby - the sheriff grabbed them both and started to ride off with them into the sunset...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Will through the toilet. How in the name of Peasant Peter would they save Gary?
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 22, 2009, 9:10pm
Djaq watched in amazement in the events that had just occured. She knew not what to do so just stood there.
((occ. i was drinking yakult when reading this and nearly spat it out at my computer at Peasant Peters comment ))
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 22, 2009, 9:20pm
Stood there.
((haa lol to the yakult and peter!!))
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 3:49pm
The sherrif and his horse were going in the direction of the Holy Land. Will and Djaq followed.
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Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by daniel on Dec 14, 2007, 4:20pm
you're strange, sir.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 3:54pm
It turned out that the sherrif did not go to the holy land, but to Peters house. Will walks in and looks at Nigel.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 3:59pm
Nigel sighed. "Will, there's something I must tell you" said Nigel.
"The baby's not yours. I had IVF with Peasant Peter whilst he was asleep. I don't know whos baby it is! I'm sorry. He's a virgin." Nigel sighed.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 3:59pm
"Good. Ugly mug of a sprog." He looked confused and then relieved. "That's alright then...I was a bit worried...cos I'm a virgin too...hows bout you Nige?"
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:00pm
"Oh!" said Nige. "So the fact that I've slept with every being ever written about on this website makes up for the fact your still a virgin then hun?"
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:01pm
"Yup. That's fine by me then babes. But...I feel a little left out though...do you think..." Leads Nige over to cupboard...
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:02pm
"This could be a little tricky." said Nige.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:03pm
Returns from cupboard a week later. He is out of breath. He notices that little Daniel is still standing there looking a tad disturbed.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:03pm
"So how was your first time Will?" said Nige
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
"BRILLIANT. BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING..."
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
wah?
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
"Will is not my name."
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:04pm
ooh but i like the name will
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:05pm
"Wilbourgh Salvador Humphry Dale Stocking is my name
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:06pm
Waits nerviously for reply
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:07pm
Oh. Thats mingin.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:08pm
But for you I would change it my dearest Nige. What would you like me to be called?
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:08pm
the Titmaister
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:09pm
Is suddenly aroused. "YES" he shouted. "THAT IS THE BESTEST. It will call myself TTM for short "
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:09pm
Or titty for short
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:15pm
thats more like it
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:15pm
*does some flirtatious eyebrow thingy*
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:19pm
does the same.
right i think we should find Gary now. the baby could be his too.
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:22pm
"It could...Um...Nige...?" notices potruding bump on Niges stomach "um...is that mine? and if so... how?!"
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by djaq on Jan 26, 2009, 4:22pm
hmm i dont know
Re: Peasant Peter's house
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 4:23pm
baby pops out. it looks like Wills clone..."its mine"
SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 12, 2009, 4:11pm
*Will appears at the camp whilst giving Djaq a piggyback*
Hi Alexis
*he puts Djaq down*
We got bored
*turns to Jack*
didn't we darling
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 12, 2009, 4:12pm
Yes sed Djaq
(occ. sorry we dont hav much time)
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 12, 2009, 4:12pm
(ooc) yeah...soz becki for messing it all up
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by alexis on Jan 12, 2009, 7:27pm
(OOC: hiya you two ))
Alexis started slightly, turning to face them. She smiled and immeadiately went over to them, hugging them in turn.
She took a step back, when she remembered something. How badly she had treated Djaq before she left..
"Um.. Djaq.." she said, hesitantly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:32pm
Gary walked in, and realised there was no-one around.
He had been very busy for the last few months doing many things.
He sat down, hoping someone would turn up. Ahem.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 8:36pm
Will looked at Gary who had just appeared in the camp looking rather drunk and he did not appear to register their presence...
"Gary...?' he asked slowly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:38pm
Gary turned around and saw a large bunny rabbit talking to him.
"ahhh... whosss dat??" he said slurredly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 8:39pm
'Its me!' Will shouted as he climbed out of the outfit he had stolen from the playboy mansion.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:42pm
"Oh. Hey Will" Gary said, making a mental note to ask him where he got the bunny suit from later.
"Do you want sumthing to drink? I got beer... cider... vodka..." he said, rumaging in his rucksack. It was true that he had been drinking a bit already today.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 8:45pm
'Yeah sure mate...you got any Vodka Cruiser? I do love a good old alcopop!' Waddles over to Gary. Why he waddled...no-one ever knew...and how he knew about modern day beverages no-one ever knew either...
((ooc...okay...maybe Im not taking this too seriously anymore XD I'm sorry...))
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 8:49pm
"Ah yes i do indeed my good friend." Gary got out the Vodka Cruiser, "Brewed by the finest in all the land... Tesco." He gave the entire bottle to Will, seeing the reflection of himself on it, and noticing his striking resemblance to Orlando Bloom.
"I think I'll hav some Stella Artois."
((I forgive you... maybe im not entirely either... sorry...))
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 8:57pm
Djaq snatched the beverages out of both mens hands and downed them both in one. She belched loudly then slithered over to Alexis. "Yeaaah" she said knowingly.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:00pm
Will looked at his slithering girlfriend slither across the floor and gulumphed over to her. He decided that now was the time...'Gary...marry me?! Djaq alsways liked you. Now we can be together...all three of us!'
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:01pm
There was no reply. He waited nervously.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:04pm
At first Gary was angry about Djaq stealing the booze, and shouted out "BETCH!" but was so enthusiastic that he fell on his face in the mud. While he rolled around in the floor in pain, he heard the proposal and spasmed with glee. He sat up and faced Djaq and Will, waiting for a response. He grabbed some popcorn and munched away as he awaited the reply in happy anticipation.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:06pm
Will also waited with the popcorn.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:07pm
Djaq stopped slithering and gasped. Her eyes welled up with tears of joy. A small squeak emerged from her lips and she slowly turned to face Gary, awaiting his responce.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:11pm
Will looked at Gary and then looked at Djaq. "You will also marry me Djaq? I love you so much! So much that I wish to slither away with you into the sunset. What do you say Gary? Want to join us?"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:15pm
"I dunno.... Will, you're really girly, and Djaq, you look like a man. But hell I'm up for some slithering!" Gary slithered for a while in circles then got up and awaited a response from Djaq.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:15pm
Djaq wet herself.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:17pm
Will punches the air and squeals in happiness like a girl "Yaaay
!!' Starts to walk (nowhere in particular) like a gulumphing/slithering/waddling hybrid. Turns to Djaq...'why you wet yourself babe?Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:19pm
Djaq nodded like a maniac and snorted. Yes she thought.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:20pm
Will sensed that she thought yes. 'YES!' he squealed out again! 'I love you my snorting slithering maniac!' He looked around. "So what now...?"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:21pm
Gary began to get tired of waiting. He noticed Alexis standing with her arms in strange positions and ran over to her to give her a big hug... but then realised it was actually a tree.
He watched Will being the gulumphing/slithering/waddling hybrid that he/she is for a few minutes.
"I think we should auditon for X Factor. or Britains got talent. We're so talented in our individual ways." He began to mop up Djaq's pee. It's unhygenic otherwise.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:22pm
Will also pisses himself. "I think I drank to much."
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:24pm
((occ. olg4realtwi!!!!!))
Djaq nodded. "Lets audition for Britains got talent as gulumphing slithering waddling maniacs!"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:26pm
"YEAH!" squealed Gary. He squealed for a few more minutes then decided they needed to take some action!
"....should we go then? Now?"
Gary noticed something shocking.
"Djaq.... look at yourself.... are you.. pregnant!? or just really really fat."
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:26pm
"Oh yes! We must!" Will jumped up and down in his puddle of pee. "What shall we call ourselves? How about Warraq? Cos thats a cool mixture of our names " Will looks pleased with himself for being so (ahem) clever. Looks at Djaq's bump. "Yes. Preggers. That was the only interesting thing that happened in the Holy Land."
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:28pm
A baby popped out of Djaq. To her dismay it had a striking resemblence to Peasant Peter. She sobbed.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:28pm
Gary squealed with glee for another hour or so.
"I LIKE IT!"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:30pm
"YOU LIKE THE PEASENT PETER HYBRID???!!!" Will exclaimed "HOW DARE YOU LIKE IT GARY!" Stops being angry. "What shall we call it? Because it must join the Warraq club?"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:33pm
"I actually meant I liked the NAME of the band! but whatever." Gary made a mental note to give Will a slap later.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:34pm
Gary noticed the baby had already wet itself.
Gary noticed his trousers were indeed damp.
"The Pant Wetters... The Bed wetters... The Pee-ers.... Something along those lines/??"
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:35pm
Djaq got bored and threw her new baby down the toilet. She followed by climbing in herself and flushing the loo. She saluted the boys and she slowly twirled around and then disappeared out of sight. She was gone. Forever.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:37pm
Will "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Dives head first into the toilet after Djaq and drags Gary along behind him. "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg" both men yelled as they were flushed down the drain.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:39pm
Garys final thoughts before getting sucked into the vortex that was the toilet, were that of the mental note he'd made to find out where the bunny outfit was from.
They were sucked into the dark, smelly, watery depths.
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:40pm
"Peasent Peters house....He's got hundreds of them!" Yelled Will through the murkey sewage to Gary...
Re: Waiting For The Rest Of The Gang To Return
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:45pm
Gary was impressed by how large the pipes were to fit two grown men... well, one grown man and a girly boy named Will.
He was also impressed by Robin's gang's upgrades to the Camp... they had toilets now!
So the four of them slide through the murky drains into a strange new sewagey land.... what wonders will await them...
The pipe carried them further away from the camp and Alexis and soon they were spat out of a toilet into Bonchurch..whatever bonchurch may be....
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:47pm
Djaq threw a rat at Wills face, shortly followed by throwing the baby at Garys face.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:48pm
"And I love you too darling" Will said before walking over to Djaq and kissing her passionately whilst imagining what would happen if Homer Simpson appeared....
((remeber that msn rp jane ...))
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:50pm
Gary gaged at this open sign of affection. "GET A ROOM!" he shouted, whilst wiping baby off his face.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:51pm
"But us WetWarraqPees must stick together..."
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 9:53pm
What Will and Gary didn't know was that Djaq was actually a man. A man named Nigel. His eyes narrowed slyly. And they would never, ever know.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:55pm
Will noticed something...the drains had ripped Djaq's trousers...to reveal male underwear...."DJAQ?? OR SHOULD I SAY JACK??!!! YOU'RE ONE OF US!!"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 20, 2009, 9:56pm
"!OH MY GOD!" sqeualed Gary
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 9:58pm
Will jumped up and down with glee "But wait....THAT BABY??? HOW IN THE NAME OF PEASENTPETERSPLAYBOYMANSION DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 20, 2009, 10:01pm
I come from the planet Nashibibib, and there, males have children. That is why i came to this planet as a man, but then found that my attraction to men was getting me no-where, so changed to a woman in order that I could have male parterships. But now, my identity has been revealed.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 20, 2009, 10:11pm
"Do not worry my dear, it was the fact that you looked like a man that made me so attracted to you...but when I realized you were a woman, my love for you was already so strong that I thought that I would have to put up with it...but now I can love you for who/what you really are...and you can have babies...so we can produce a huge clan of man loving slithering waddleing gulumphing WetWarraqPees!"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by peasantpeter on Jan 21, 2009, 6:11pm
Peasant peter feels left out. He remembers the times...................that never happened
HE IS STILL A VIRGIN
=O
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 21, 2009, 6:14pm
Will telepathically reached Peter and asked him to join them, for he had always had feelings for Peter but was to afraid to admit them as fancying peter would loose him all his street cred.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 21, 2009, 6:26pm
"awwww" Gary said to Will and Jacks happy partnership.
Gary started to mop up the sewage/mushed baby which was coating the floor.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by peasantpeter on Jan 21, 2009, 6:27pm
Peter felt someone lurkiing in his mind
He was confused as to who it was
Whoever it was seemed to be calling him to join ...them
Peasant peter doesnt like people reading his mind, as he really has many thought that he wouldnt like to share with anyone else...
As he cannot work out who was calling him, he replied
"who's calling?"
lol
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 21, 2009, 6:27pm
Will said "Gary...YOUR BRACES HAVE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who hath stolen them?"
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by robbie21 on Jan 21, 2009, 6:36pm
Gary felt his teeth with his tongue
"omigod! Where are they!?" He looked at the window, and there beginning to climb out, was a tiny horse and a giant beetle escaping with Garys braces.
"Noooo come back!" Gary screamed.
"Glelreluuahdahah!!" replied the Beetle.
"Neeeeeiighhhhhhhhh. xlar!" Explained the tiny horse.
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 21, 2009, 6:44pm
Will turned to see what Gary was screaming at and saw the braces disappearing off into the distance. Just as he was about to start chasing after them, something happened......
The beetle started to transform and grow...into....THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM
"ZOMG!!!!" everybody screamed as he turned around and charged towards them. Everybody dived back into the toilet to save themselves... ((GOD MODDING ALERT BUT WHO CARES!)) but it was too late for Gary and the baby - the sheriff grabbed them both and started to ride off with them into the sunset...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Will through the toilet. How in the name of Peasant Peter would they save Gary?
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by djaq on Jan 22, 2009, 9:10pm
Djaq watched in amazement in the events that had just occured. She knew not what to do so just stood there.
((occ. i was drinking yakult when reading this and nearly spat it out at my computer at Peasant Peters comment ))
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 22, 2009, 9:20pm
Stood there.
((haa lol to the yakult and peter!!))
Re: Bonchurch Sewage
Post by Will Scarlett on Jan 26, 2009, 3:49pm
The sherrif and his horse were going in the direction of the Holy Land. Will and Djaq followed.
