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Post by Gary Taylor on May 3, 2009 20:02:42 GMT
I'd be interested to hear your views on what could come next for Gary's character. I have a few possibities here. These are just samples. Hope you enjoy these very different futures for Gary  |
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Post by Gary Taylor on May 3, 2009 20:03:47 GMT
Gary saw Alexis and ran over.
"Hi Five!" he cried, raising his hand in the air for her to high five.
With a change of heart, Gary turned this high five into a slap in Alexis' face - and a hard one too. The slap noise resounded of the walls.
"YOU'RE A MASSIVE WHORE!" he squealed loudly.
He then began to dance sexily, " You see what you're missin!? ooo you wanna piece of this!? HUH?!"
he slapped her again "Well you can't!"
He then realised she'd gained like 500 pounds and was now obese
"HA you're fat."
Gary froliced into the distance, singing all the while.
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Carter
Crusader
Former Assassin[M:35]
Not crying - just laughing on the other side of his face.
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Post by Carter on May 3, 2009 20:04:39 GMT
I like it.
I like it...alot.
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Post by Gary Taylor on May 3, 2009 20:06:02 GMT
Gary woke up in a bush.
He didn't remember how he'd got there, where he was or why he was naked.
He groaned and stood up.
Peasant Peter was standing a meter or two away, staring at Gary's naked body.
"Who are you?" Gary said, covering his man parts.
Gary had lost his memory. Forever.
(dun dun dun.)
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Post by Gary Taylor on May 3, 2009 20:10:11 GMT
Gary sat in his house with his 9 children and his loving wife. ((who?))
He had a good job, lots of money, and his kids Dewey, Stewey, Louie, Jane, Olivia, Linda, Gary Junior, Whore and GlerpDerp were all very talented at many different things.
He looked into his future, and saw many good things on their way.
He smiled at his family.
"Ok kids, you know what time it is." he said calmly.
He stood up, and broke into song.
He rest of the family joined in... life was a living musical!!
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Post by Gary Taylor on May 3, 2009 20:11:05 GMT
Gary got hit in the face with a brick.
"GAAAH!"
He died.
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Carter
Crusader
Former Assassin[M:35]
Not crying - just laughing on the other side of his face.
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Post by Carter on May 3, 2009 20:17:43 GMT
I like the last one best
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Marian
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The Night Watchman[M:66][M:61]
"England needs us..."
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Post by Marian on May 3, 2009 20:20:57 GMT
LOL I like them all, all very creative!
My favourite is the nine children in the musical...
"The hills are alive, with the sound of muuuuusiiiiic..."
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Roe
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Wanderer[M:0]
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Post by Roe on May 3, 2009 20:21:02 GMT
oh Carter ..... you are so cruel ...I think amnesia has great possibilities ... LOL
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Post by Gary Taylor on May 3, 2009 20:23:50 GMT
((For Jane and Olivia))
Gary walked into his house.
He suddenly realised he was a homosexual.
"Oh my gosh!" he exclaimed.
He came out to everyone and everyone knew that he was gay.
He got a boyfriend and lived happily ever after.
...or did he?
(dum dum dummm)
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Carter
Crusader
Former Assassin[M:35]
Not crying - just laughing on the other side of his face.
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Post by Carter on May 3, 2009 20:30:31 GMT
olg4realtwi
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Will Scarlett
Outlaw
Former Outlaw & Carpenter[M:30]
" I Hate The Sheriff "
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Post by Will Scarlett on May 4, 2009 10:39:23 GMT
Ha... beautiful  |
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Post by Peter the God on May 5, 2009 15:48:37 GMT
DEFINATELY THE ONE FEATURING PEASANT PETER!!!!
DO IT.
NOW.
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Post by Sister Magdalene on May 5, 2009 20:58:23 GMT
LOL I like them all, all very creative! My favourite is the nine children in the musical... "The hills are alive, with the sound of muuuuusiiiiic..." Is a Nun needed for this musical? Hehehehe...can't promise my singing will be in tune though....in fact, I can't hold a tune in a bucket! |
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